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rehateable:

why does having my tv on make me feel safer

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

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mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

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tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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proctalgia:

californians

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intensional:

i love miranda sings so much

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cocaineteas:

me overshadowing my friend on her selfie…

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queen-neyde:

Mom: “Can I see your phone”

Me: “yea one sec”

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